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• GB2328762 Condom advent calendar.

More absurd UK patents

• GB2289222 Fart collecting device.
• GB2221607 Glove for courting couples.
• GB2272154 Spider ladder.
• GB2283412 Chair for coition.
• GB2060081 Horse-powered minibus.
• GB2172200 Umbrella hat.
• GB2301524 "Contoured Ulterior Pouch" (CUP).
• GB2267208 Portable seat.
• GB2251542 Ashtray which warns you to quit smoking.
• GB2339950 Car registration plate indicating sex of driver.

International selection

• WO02069773 Toilet seat.
• FR2739014 Another toilet seat.
• FR2780195 Gravestone sun-dial.
• JP09-256683 Another gravestone sun-dial.
• US6325727 Underwater golf swing training device.
• DE4020440 "Go-Matic" dog excrement remover.
• WO9939598 Beer barrel headgear.
• US4233942 Device for protecting a dog's ears from soiling by its food.
• US4773863 Urinal with amusement features.
• US4429685 Method of growing unicorns.
• US4734078 Liquid brassiere.
• FR2694256 Amphibious horse drawn light vehicle.
• FR2640874 The ultimate in safe sex.
• WO9701384 Leash for walking an imaginary pet.
• US5163447 Musical condom.

A.P. Pedrick - main page

• GB1121630 Controlling the spin of a golf ball.
• GB1047735 Piping snowballs from Antarctica.
• GB1405575 Horse-powered car.
• GB1251780 Practice golf tee.
• GB1153249 Television tower.
• GB1204648 Irrigating the Sahara Desert.
• GB1361962 The ultimate deterrent to solve the Cold War.
• GB1439086 Large, luxury multi-bodied aircraft.
• GB1453920 Skyscraper fire curtains.

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